#same

#brings new meaning to ‘eat that ass’

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

methleesi:

will graham finally quits the fbi

“this is my resign” 

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

blinkpond:

do you mean

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2. 

3. 

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

littleredridingkyle:

notawittyurl:

In europe you don’t say ‘i love you’ you just vote for your neighbouring countries in Eurovision I think that’s hauntingly beautiful

UK gives Ireland 12 points, Ireland gives UK at least 6 points. The ultimate story of unrequited love.

The UK get their missing 6 points when we get our missing 6 counties.